doubled-up ponytails

Fact one: I've stopped doing my job properly. That is to say, I've stopped opening most of the mail. It's all a downward spiral until we finally reach the end of this summer of boredom & boxes-- just one week left!

Fact two: [see below]

Further reading: 1, 2, 3, 4

Jesus Christ Is Forever. Yes.

1. From somewhere in the American midwest: "2 sluts"

2. The Summer of 2007's strongest contender yet for the title of most unfortunately named person in Canada, though I strongly doubt anyone will ever trump last year's winner [one Wanda Chubbs (hearing that name can still make me laugh anywhere, at any time, always & forever)], but anyway I now present to you: Brenda Baldhead.

3. A little clip of heaven: