The Gill Deacon Show Has Been Cancelled. Long Live Just For Laughs: Gags!

1. The battle for supremacy has been raging for decades (well, about 1.5 decades), but it's time to finally crown a winner: Canada's favourite suck n' cut vacuum hair styling system is the RoboCut. Hands down. Sorry, Flowbee, but you had to have seen this one coming. I mean, your "moderate noise level" and "one year warranty" were clearly no match for RoboCut's pre-assembled blades and family fun guarantee (dogs and babies included).

Step 1: escape Communism. Step 2: trim split ends!



2. The entire Nooma dvd series: digestible spirituality for the iPod generation. I watched some clips online, and even though I don't want to Believe...I have to admit, these movies are actually quite pretty. And this hip pastor looks a bit like a bleached-out Colin Meloy. Annnnd that's it! Conversion!

3. A 5xL novelty tee from tshirthell.com. Have you ever seen a five times extra large t-shirt before? Well, have you ever seen a bed sheet before? There you go.