nutters and mentals and the like
I've moved home and started work and haven't even managed to unpack all of my shit but I am already feeling the pang to update. I'm not actually "working" yet, but please enjoy a sample of these terms and definitions copied out of an old library book I discovered and devoured while bored in the training room this afternoon:
From Drug Language and Lore by Richard E. Hardy, 1975
Bush: 1. marijuana 2. female pubic hair 3. Afro hair cut
Chippy: 1. a nice looking girl, generally with low morals 2. a prostitute
Hippies: those who like to associate with jazzmen, many of whom are drug users
Hustling drawers: underwear which is made with pockets and is reinforced so that merchandise can be slipped into them for shoplifting purposes
Nut city: a mythical place in which anyone feigning insanity is said to live (my favourite!)
Pack your keister: to hide a condom of narcotics in the rectum
Quality Joe: a person not addicted to narcotics
Roll: to attack either a weaker person or a drunk for the purpose of lifting his wallet
Square: 1. a nondrug user 2. lame
From Drug Language and Lore by Richard E. Hardy, 1975
Bush: 1. marijuana 2. female pubic hair 3. Afro hair cut
Chippy: 1. a nice looking girl, generally with low morals 2. a prostitute
Hippies: those who like to associate with jazzmen, many of whom are drug users
Hustling drawers: underwear which is made with pockets and is reinforced so that merchandise can be slipped into them for shoplifting purposes
Nut city: a mythical place in which anyone feigning insanity is said to live (my favourite!)
Pack your keister: to hide a condom of narcotics in the rectum
Quality Joe: a person not addicted to narcotics
Roll: to attack either a weaker person or a drunk for the purpose of lifting his wallet
Square: 1. a nondrug user 2. lame
posted by leslie at 4:57 PM
1 Comments:
Only you would come across such a book. How do you do it? Perhaps we are simply the sun over your own private Nut City.
-Sarah-Joyce
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