Saturday, June 23, 2007

Boytronic - You

Yeah, that's the stuff.

"Oh, no pass today. Sorry!"

1. The hugest, densest, most intensely terrifying box of homosexual fantasy/torture porn imaginable. But really- that shit was horrifying. "Freak Police". Over 100 different dvds being sent to a single man somewhere in Canada. "Abercrombie's Bitch". All of them set in some sort of jail or dungeon environment. Wow. It's a tough job sometimes.

2. Two reasons why long-forgotten European pop music is better than anything being made today:

Reason one! BOYTRONIC, a mid-80s electropop band founded by Holger Wobker (aka Bryllyant Berger), that initially recorded under the name Kapitän Sehnsucht (Captain Desire). They're sort of like Kraftwerk, but way worse and infinitely gayer.

Reason two! REEDS, the man the world forgot about. But he's cute-- a little Owen Wilson-esque, maybe? And he seems to like silk scarves, and dancing, and war and stuff.

3. Pancakes?